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These are some lies we made up about Dublin.
A female with no head may repeatedly be witnessed in Memorial Stadium at midnight hiding a cadaver by a large boulder.
A man without a head may be perceived frequently late at night floating along Bell Branch.
A gigantic anteater has occasionally been seen gazing at the water by Brooks Lake Dam at midnight.
An unbelievably bloodcurdling ghost is from time to time observed becoming visible in a closet mirror.
An ET from Venus has supposedly been witnessed on numerous occasions seated on a stool in a house right next door to Dublin.
A Yeti may now and then be distinguished in the rear seat of a truck by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror late in the night.
The phantom of an old female hauling a firearm has regularly been observed in Dinosaur Valley State Park at the park headquarters turning toward the viewer. One of the people who live here decisively argues that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy
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folks who have the courage to interrupt the silence in Dublin.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief is often made out by a guy hiking along a trail in close proximity to Dublin.
An extremely large fish has been perceived on numerous instances resting on a couch in a flat in Dublin.
A space alien from deep space may repeatedly be
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made out strolling from residence to residence at the stroke of midnight on a Dublin residential road.
A space invader may be perceived often going through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Dublin building before dawn.
A black dog that turned into a woman has every so often been made out seated at the kitchen counter in a Dublin house.
The ghost of a youthful female clothed as a house keeper is from time to time seen in a secluded location right next door to Dublin. No matter what, it's a scary phantom that you would not want to come across after midnight.
A massive gorilla has been observed on several instances standing by a shadowy road near Dublin.
Napoleon Bonaparte may once in a while be noticed slurping regular from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Dublin.
The ghost of a homeless gentleman was noticed walking a Great Dane before dawn on a gloomy Dublin residential street. Frightened by the observers the phantom receded into the shadows. One thing's for certain, it undeniably is a scary spirit that any sound person wouldn't wish to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Dublin
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Ghost Sightings From Dublin
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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