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A medusa has allegedly been spotted on a small number of occasions in a Driscoll area store, striding the aisles.
An alien voyager from another solar system may regularly be observed trying to articulate something in Amistad Park late at night.
A giant fox may be made out often struggling to seize something in the early morning hours before sunrise on a lawn in Driscoll.
A big bloodcurdling ogre is once in a while perceived at Pintas Creek at the stroke of midnight flinging pieces of wood into the water.
A massive bunny has been witnessed on a handful of occasions seated at a coffee table in a Driscoll home pushing orbs around.
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Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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