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These are some lies we made up about Dickinson.
The spirit of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform has supposedly been observed on a few occasions looking in the early morning hours before sunrise on a park bench in Dickinson. In any case, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gigantic armadillo can once in a while be distinguished taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Dickinson mobile home trying to state something.
An enormous badger was spotted trying to capture something at Galveston County Water Reservoir Dam late in the night.
A big terrifying giant came into view in Pine Gully late at night flashing a lantern.
A space invader from deep space was observed staggering through an apartment in Dickinson.
A giant musk-ox was noticed startling people by the water at April Fool Point.
A massive hedgehog was seen in Bayou Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hauling a cadaver through some bushes.
A lady with her head and right arm and
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right leg amputated has often been observed looking terrifying by Armand Bayou. Lots of residents assert this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Dickinson in the past.
A gargantuan opossum is regularly perceived mounted on a mare in the middle of a highway close to Dickinson.
The extraterrestrial
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technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions walking through a building near Dickinson.
An enormous wolf may be observed frequently in a phone booth in Dickinson using the phone.
An armed forces outfit staggering about lacking a body in it has every so often been distinguished in Brazos Bend State Park at the park headquarters digging a cavity. People here assert that this spirit is that of a local who existed here in Dickinson many years ago.
An alien from Saturn is once in a while noticed marching through a Dickinson vicinity churchyard.
The ghost of a civil war combatant is known to have been seen on many instances downing blood from a beaker alongside a secluded road near Dickinson at night.
An enormous peccary may now and then be noticed being in an empty manor in Dickinson.
An alien from deep space has regularly been perceived standing by a secluded highway outside Dickinson.
An extremely large koodoo has been seen on a handful of occasions
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mounted on a moped on a shadowy highway next to Dickinson.
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Ghost Sightings From Dickinson
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Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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