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These are some lies we made up about Devine.
A massive lynx has occasionally been spotted demolishing a map in Colonial Oaks Park on a dark night.
A massive llama is from time to time noticed hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Burnt Boot Creek at night.
An extraterrestrial from Mars has supposedly been made out on many instances up on the highest spot of Ghost Hill trying to locate a glove.
An alien from another galaxy can every so often be perceived gobbling a melon at Chicon Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
A very large bear has repeatedly been made out creeping out from a drain hole on a Devine street at night.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship is often distinguished nosing around in mailboxes after midnight in Devine.
The ghost of a young lady outfitted as a maid may regularly be spotted musicalizing on a flute in a Devine house. Regardless of what people articulate, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
An alien
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tourist from the cosmos may be observed time and again in a mirror in a Devine flat; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
The ghost of a destitute man has sometimes been distinguished in a residence close to Devine. Many folks who live here allege this phantom is the undeceased soul of an old Devine local.
A sizeable scary dragon
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is now and then noticed in a Devine area supermarket, marching the aisles.
A very large steer may from time to time be perceived trying to articulate something at midnight on a lawn in Devine.
An alien from space was distinguished staggering through a house in Devine.
A space man became visible traveling on a steed along a highway close to Devine.
Issac Newton was distinguished marching through a home near Devine.
A bloodcurdling beast was witnessed at a public phone in Devine using the telephone. This ghost is extremely active in this vicinity; there have been a small number of additional sightings of this exact ghost. Residents who have made out this ghost claim this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Devine some decades ago.
The phantom of a silver-miner has regularly been distinguished looking chilling down a wild road near Devine on a dark night. People here say that this ghost is that of a resident who dwelled here in Devine long ago.
A woman with a partly
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translucent body has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances standing by a secluded road near Devine. A local man argues that this ghost enjoys startling foolish people who have the courage to disturb the quiet in Devine. Either way, it without a doubt is a creepy ghost that you don't want to run into on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Devine
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Ghost Sightings From Devine
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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