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These are some lies we made up about Desdemona.
An extraterrestrial from another world became visible in the middle of Ellison Spring Branch swallowing motor oil.
An alien was observed smoking a pipe up on the peak of Jameson Peaks.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was seen at Arnold Lake Dam at midnight reading a pamphlet.
The spirit of a train driver is repeatedly noticed gulping water from Ellison Spring before dawn. In any case, this is an unlikable phantom that is better not disrupted.
A very large raccoon is known to have been made out on one or two instances marching by a wild road outside Desdemona.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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