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These are some lies we made up about Denton.
A gargantuan bear is regularly noticed in a Denton secondary school late in the night pacing the hallways.
The spirit of an awfully burned woman may often be noticed covering a cadaver by a large boulder in Denia Park in the early morning hours before sunrise. No matter what, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A giant giraffe can be seen often in a house near Denton.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world has every so often been spotted trying to find an object next to a parked Pontiac in a Denton parking lot around midnight.
The spirit of an engine driver is known to have been perceived on a handful of occasions at Dry Fork Hickory Creek at the stroke of midnight chucking chunks of concrete into the current.
A space alien from planet Pluto can now and then be made out smoking a cigar up on the summit of Bald Knob.
A sizeable creepy monster has repeatedly been observed reading a
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pamphlet on a dark night on a lawn in Denton.
A female lacking a head is repeatedly noticed at Country Club Lake Dam in the early morning hours clutching a cranium. Many local residents claim this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Denton some time ago. No matter what folks say, it's a scary ghost that is
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better not upset.
A man devoid of a head has been noticed on one or two instances relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Denton home screaming.
An unbelievably frightening phantom may often be made out pacing through a residence in Denton. Local people who have noticed this spirit claim this spirit is that of a person who dwelled here in Denton some decades ago.
An enormous snake has every so often been perceived striding through a trailer in close proximity to Denton.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is every now and then distinguished contemplating right by Cedar Hill State Park.
An alien has purportedly been witnessed on one or two instances in a phone booth in Denton talking on the phone.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a big beard and a hook instead of his left hand can every so often be distinguished strolling through a Denton neighborhood burial ground.
An martian voyager from another galaxy was made out looking menacing by a desolate highway near Denton before sunrise.
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alien from planet Mars materialized standing by a desolate highway in close proximity to Denton.
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Ghost Sightings From Denton
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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