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These are some lies we made up about De Leon.
An ET from another solar system has been said to have been observed on several instances hurling pieces of wood into the flowing water at Armstrong Creek at night.
The phantom of a guy carrying a blood-splattered knife may repeatedly be distinguished at A G Lee Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the vista. Residents here who have spotted this phantom argue this phantom is the stressed spirit of an old De Leon local. Regardless of what people state, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to meet.
An armed forces uniform striding around devoid of a body in it has once in a while been observed around midnight hovering across Weed Valley. Anyway, this ghost indisputably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
Marco Polo is known to have been made out on frequent instances hanging out in a deserted dwelling in De Leon.
An alien may once in a while be spotted standing
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by a desolate highway outside De Leon.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos was distinguished obliterating a box at Lake Brownwood State Park.
The ghost of an appallingly burned female was perceived in a house in De Leon. The ghost was gobbled up by the thin air after being seen. Local people declare that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through De Leon some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From De Leon
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Ghost Sightings From De Leon
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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