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These are some lies we made up about Deer Park.
A giant marten has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Deer Park.
A Chupacabra can be observed repeatedly in Abshire Stadium - Deer Park High School at midnight swallowing apple juice.
A glowing human body has occasionally been seen soaring over Boggy Basin at night.
An alien is every so often distinguished exploring Spring Gully in detail before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions enjoying the scenery at Lynchburg Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan marmoset can now and then be noticed gazing at a woman sleeping on a mattress in a residence in Deer Park.
A big scary beast was spotted looking down into the water at Brinson Point after midnight.
The phantom of a youthful guy in a coat materialized in a store in the Deer Park neighborhood. The ghost
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reacted to the watcher.
A gargantuan musk deer was seen trying on a hat in a Deer Park home.
Vincent van Gogh appeared floating down on Big Island Slough late at night.
An martian voyager from deep space was observed before dawn leading a piloted trip of Baytown Bend to a troop of ghosts.
A space alien from Pluto was distinguished
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up on the highest spot of Blackwell Peninsula appearing frightening.
A very large orangutan has frequently been witnessed climbing out of a manhole on a Deer Park lane in the early morning hours.
An enormous chimpanzee is regularly observed poking around in mailboxes very late at night in Deer Park.
A gigantic kid may frequently be seen yelling at the eye witness to beat it quite near Brazos Bend State Park.
A space invader from space may be witnessed very often tossing bricks in Big Thicket National Preserve at the ranger station.
An ET has every now and then been distinguished playing a tune on a piano in a Deer Park building.
Little Red Riding Hood is now and then seen in a mirror in a Deer Park mobile home; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror.
A massive crocodile has allegedly been perceived on frequent instances searching for a shoe under a parked pickup in a Deer Park parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy has regularly been witnessed in a Deer Park area auto part store, striding the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Deer Park
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Ghost Sightings From Deer Park
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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