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These are some lies we made up about Dayton.
The ghost of an adolescent girl has once in a while been made out wandering from residence to residence before sunrise on a Dayton residential road. Nevertheless, it's a terrifying ghost that any reasonable person would not want to bump into.
A huge mynah bird is occasionally spotted looking at the water by Dayton Canal Company Dam after midnight.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object has purportedly been noticed on many instances chatting into the night in Dayton City Park in the early morning hours.
A Triceratops may once in a while be spotted trying to locate another ghost by Horse Shoe Bend Bayou.
An enormous jackal was noticed tossing pebbles into Day Lake at midnight.
An alien traveler from another world showed up sniveling in Buck Gully in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic porpoise was witnessed in the early morning hours climbing out of Day Lake Slough covered in dirty water.
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character with a skeleton face having on shadowy robes was perceived looking in Bowie Creek. The observer got scared and ran off.
A female with a sword in her head was observed going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Dayton flat in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost did not seem to be agonized by the watchers. Local
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people who have spotted this spirit allege this spirit is that of a person who dwelled here in Dayton long ago. In any case, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A wandering spirit has regularly been made out having a seat at a coffee table in a Dayton house. A resident declares that this ghost likes startling foolish folks who are brave enough to interrupt the quiet in Dayton. Regardless of what, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that is preferably not interrupted.
A very large koodoo is frequently made out reasoning quite near the entrance to Lake Houston State Park.
The ghost of a youthful Indian warrior has purportedly been perceived on many occasions in a secluded location near Dayton. One of the residents definitely alleges that this phantom could be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Dayton in the past. Regardless of what folks say, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you don't want to run into around midnight.
The ghost of a jetliner pilot can frequently
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be observed appearing chilling right by the entrance to Big Thicket National Preserve. Nonetheless, it indisputably is a menacing phantom that any sane person wouldn't wish to bump into.
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Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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