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These are some lies we made up about Danevang.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship may frequently be noticed taking in the scenery at A H Johnson Reservoir Levee around midnight.
A woman having a machete in her head may be made out repeatedly shouting people's names in the center of East Fork Blue Creek. In any event, it sure is a scary ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
An alien voyager from another solar system has now and then been noticed walking a Poodle after midnight on a dark Danevang residential road.
An enormous hartebeest is occasionally distinguished watching shows in a Danevang living room at night.
A drifting phantom has supposedly been witnessed on frequent occasions rummaging around in trash container on a Danevang residential street. Regardless of what, this is an antagonistic spirit that you do not want to encounter late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Danevang
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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