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These are some lies we made up about Danbury.
A space invader has regularly been made out at Brown Dam at midnight taking in the landscape.
An alien explorer from another solar system is frequently perceived late in the night checking out Eagle Gully in detail.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is known to have been noticed on several instances by Brushy Bayou guzzling blood from a cup.
The ghost of a 12 feet massive person may often be seen concealing a dead body by a big boulder in Angleton Independent School District Wildcat Stadium in the early morning hours before sunrise. Lots of local residents argue this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long gone Danbury local.
Nicolaus Copernicus may be witnessed over and over again seated on a couch in a house in Danbury.
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Ghost Sightings From Danbury
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Ghost Sightings From Danbury
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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