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These are some lies we made up about Dallas.
The ghost of a physician with a bloody uniform can frequently be observed frightening people in the center of Elam Creek. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a terrifying ghost that should be avoided.
A gigantic tapir may be spotted often calling out names at Dallas Hunt and Fish Club Lower Lake Dam after midnight.
A colossal newt has from time to time been spotted in the backseat of a Ford by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in his rear view mirror very late at night.
A lady with her head and right arm and left leg amputated is once in a while perceived picking flowers in the yard of a trailer in Dallas. A number of of the folks who live in this town declare this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long forgotten Dallas local person.
An martian vacationer from space can every now and then be observed throwing rocks into Wahoo Lake on a dark night.
An ET from another planet was distinguished in Agnew Park before sunrise dragging
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a body over the grass.
A space man appeared by a lady camping at a campground near Dallas.
A giant chameleon was made out seated in a beanbag in a flat in Dallas.
An army outfit marching around devoid of a body in it was made out annihilating a photo next to a streetlamp in Dallas. This specific ghost has been noticed often in
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this location. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Dallas in the past.
An martian tourist from deep space was witnessed pacing from home to home after midnight on a Dallas avenue.
A massive hog has repeatedly been seen in Cedar Hill State Park outside the park headquarters devouring a sandwich.
The spirit of a badly charred lady is often noticed relaxing at a table in a Dallas home.
The ghost of a guy having a pentagram cut into his cheek may regularly be spotted looking at folks in a Dallas apartment through a peephole.
A gargantuan coati may be distinguished very frequently in a wild location next to Dallas.
The Pied Piper has sometimes been spotted trying to flag down cars beside a murky road in the neighborhood of Dallas.
A space man from the Moon is sometimes observed sending an envelope at a Dallas post office.
A gargantuan puppy is known to have been seen on a few occasions speaking into the night as if
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somebody in addition was in attendance.
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Ghost Sightings From Dallas
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Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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