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These are some lies we made up about Dale.
The spirit of a miner can be noticed often digging an opening at Trigg Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. A person who lives here alleges that this phantom is the struggling soul of a long forgotten Dale local.
A colossal newt has from time to time been made out mounding pieces of wood in Long Hollow late in the night.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed as a janitor is every now and then observed wandering in the middle of a secluded highway near Dale.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has been seen on one or two instances at Bee Creek in the early morning hours hurling pieces of wood into the water.
A very large hyena may sometimes be observed emerging in a bathroom mirror.
The ghost of a man having on a police force uniform was perceived before sunrise sprinting after a passing pickup on a murky highway outside Dale. There have been additional descriptions with reference to this ghost in the neighborhood. One of
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the people who live here definitely argues that this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Dale in the past. No matter what, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that any sound person would not want to run into.
The martian technician of a UFO appeared in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Dale
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
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