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These are some lies we made up about Daisetta.
A space man from outer space may be observed repeatedly yelling names of people by Daisetta Swamp.
A space alien has now and then been seen after midnight drifting by on Long Island Creek.
The alien captain of a flying saucer is once in a while noticed glancing over Batiste Prairie at midnight.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been observed on a few occasions checking out Blau Gully in detail in the early morning hours.
A space man from space may sometimes be made out by Stephen Meche Dam late at night looking at the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Daisetta
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Ghost Sightings From Daisetta
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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