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These are some lies we made up about Cypress.
One of the three Little Pigs has frequently been made out at Dry Creek very late at night throwing stones into the stream.
A gigantic cow is often noticed in Cy-Fair High School Baseball Field at midnight hiding a body by a big boulder.
The ghost of a strapped up lady has allegedly been made out on a handful of occasions soaring over Willow Flats in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from outer space can repeatedly be observed late at night checking out Faulkey Gully in detail.
An extraterrestrial can be made out frequently pacing through a Cypress vicinity churchyard.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has once in a while been observed being in a deserted dwelling in Cypress.
A very large kinkajou is every now and then made out mounted on a bicycle on a gloomy road next to Cypress.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet is known to have been distinguished on many instances
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at Longenbaugh Levee at midnight shining a light.
A female grasping her head under her arm can every so often be spotted in a Cypress home. Nevertheless, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space alien from planet Jupiter was made out showing up in a closet mirror.
An alien from another solar system
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materialized in the early morning hours following a passing Toyota on a gloomy highway close to Cypress.
A colossal raccoon was perceived pointing at the onlooker in Brazos Bend State Park at the park headquarters.
An alien emerged in the backseat of a Pontiac by the driver distinguishing the spirit in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a man having half his head not there was witnessed raking leaves in the front garden of a house in Cypress. Scared by the onlookers the phantom vanished into the shadows.
A massive aoudad was distinguished by a man fishing by a lake near Cypress.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object has frequently been spotted resting on the floor in a building in Cypress.
A headless lady is often made out staggering from trailer to trailer before sunrise on a Cypress road.
The spirit of a 12 foot enormous giant is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions sitting at a coffee table in a Cypress flat.
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space invader from Venus can be spotted repeatedly looking at folks in a Cypress flat through an air vent.
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Ghost Sightings From Cypress
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Ghost Sightings From Cypress
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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