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These are some lies we made up about Cuero.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy has regularly been witnessed trying on a shirt in a Cuero flat. A number of of those who live here argue this ghost may well be a famous past native of Cuero.
A frightening creature is often observed in Alexander Park late in the night chatting into the air. According to the residents, this phantom is probably the undead phantom of a local person who used to reside here in Cuero.
A colossal peccary has been said to have been noticed on frequent instances trying to find something at City of Cuero Dam late in the night.
An enormous crocodile can frequently be perceived drifting down on Cattail Creek late at night.
The ghost of a man clad as a car mechanic may be observed frequently climbing out from a storm drain on a Cuero avenue late at night.
A gargantuan pronghorn has every so often been observed struggling to express something in Crittendon Hollow at night.
A very large alligator is occasionally
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witnessed performing a tune on a flute in a Cuero home.
Bigfoot is rumored to have been seen on one or two occasions in a Cuero secondary school at midnight walking the halls.
A gargantuan baboon can once in a while be noticed in a mirror in a Cuero mobile home; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
A sizeable chilling
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ogre has regularly been observed outside the entrance to Palmetto State Park moving orbs about.
A gargantuan bunny is often observed in a house near Cuero.
A massive capybara is known to have been noticed on a few occasions searching for an object by a parked Chevy in a Cuero parking lot in the early morning hours.
Johann Sebastian Bach can be observed very frequently in a Cuero area shoe store, pacing the aisles.
A massive weasel has once in a while been witnessed resting at a table in a Cuero flat scooping out a crater.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter has purportedly been observed on several instances marching through an apartment in Cuero.
A space man from another planet may now and then be observed strolling through a mobile home right next door to Cuero.
The ghost of a gentleman having on a sheriff outfit was distinguished at a coin operated phone in Cuero talking on the phone. When the eye witness came into view the ghost fled.
The phantom of an aged guy with a big gray beard
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became visible pacing through a Cuero vicinity cemetery. The arrival of the bystander scared the spirit who then faded away.
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Ghost Sightings From Cuero
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Ghost Sightings From Cuero
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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