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These are some lies we made up about Crp Christi.
The ghost of a down-and-out guy has frequently been noticed standing by a desolate highway close to Crp Christi. A local man asserts that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Crp Christi local resident.
A gigantic buffalo is often witnessed in Padre Island National Seashore right by the park headquarters crying out names.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system has purportedly been observed on frequent occasions facing the witness in Alta Vista Reef very late at night.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy can regularly be distinguished by the shore at Corpus Christi Beach howling at the witness to stay away. One of the people who live here definitely asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Crp Christi some decades ago.
A space alien from space may be witnessed repeatedly taking in the scenery at Avery Point Turning Basin late at night.
The phantom
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of a steel-miner has occasionally been witnessed stacking stones next to the water at Avery Point. Several of those who live here declare this spirit is that of a local who settled here in Crp Christi before the present.
Ferdinand Magellan is known to have been noticed on a handful of occasions destroying an object in Acushnet Park late in the
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night.
An extraterrestrial has repeatedly been spotted mounted on a moped on a shadowy road near Crp Christi.
A gargantuan parakeet is frequently perceived in an apartment in Crp Christi.
An Icthyosaurus is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of instances in a Crp Christi home.
A female with a moderately transparent body can often be made out swallowing motor oil in Goose Island State Park at the park headquarters.
An martian voyager from outer space may be noticed very often striding by the side of a deserted road near Crp Christi.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has now and then been perceived coming into view in a restroom mirror.
An ET from outer space is every now and then spotted very late at night hurrying after a passing Dodge on a shady road in the neighborhood of Crp Christi.
An enormous wolverine has purportedly been observed on one or two instances in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver distinguishing the spirit in his rear view
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Ghost Sightings From Crp Christi
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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