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A beheaded lady is now and then made out appearing chilling at Carroll Lake Dam late in the night. Local people who have observed this phantom declare this phantom could be the soul of a resident who died here in Crowell some time ago. One thing's for sure, it's undeniably a frightening ghost that you would not want to encounter late at night.
A huge kinkajou is rumored to have been witnessed on many instances gazing at the panorama from the summit of Dixie Mound in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a 12 feet enormous giant can sometimes be witnessed staring at folks in a Crowell mobile home through a door crack.
An extremely large rabbit was observed throwing boulders in Copper Breaks State Park right by the ranger station.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer emerged in a secluded place in the vicinity of Crowell.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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