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An extraterrestrial showed up striding by a deserted road near Crosby.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy was made out taking a rest in a chair in an apartment near Crosby.
A woman with the head of a demon was noticed very late at night pursuing a passing Honda on a dark highway outside Crosby. The phantom talked about revenging a slaying.
A woman grasping her head by her arm has often been observed in the backseat of a car by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise. Regardless of what people articulate, this phantom indisputably is scary; one that you wouldn't want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a young woman in a blood-covered wedding dress is known to have been seen on numerous instances mowing the lawn in the side yard of a mobile home in Crosby. According to what the locals claim, this spirit is perhaps the tormented spirit of a local who used to have a house here in Crosby.
An extremely large snake may repeatedly be observed by an old man canoeing in a river next to Crosby.
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Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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