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These are some lies we made up about Converse.
The spirit of an aged sorceress can repeatedly be perceived mounted on a stallion next to a highway outside Converse. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that you do not want to encounter around midnight.
A lady's body with a lizard's head has now and then been distinguished reasoning up on Calf Hill. Local people who have observed this spirit declare this spirit is probably the struggling spirit of a person who used to have a home here in Converse.
A gigantic bull is sometimes distinguished going to see Crescent Bend at night.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn has been spotted on several occasions in City Park in the early morning hours before sunrise redistributing orbs about.
A space man from another world may once in a while be witnessed at Selma Spring at midnight looking frightening.
A space invader is repeatedly seen marching through a building close to Converse.
An martian traveler from another
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planet is known to have been distinguished on one or two occasions flinging chunks of concrete into the water at Ackerman Creek on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus may regularly be observed walking through a Converse vicinity burial ground.
A man with the head of a leprechaun may be witnessed frequently hollowing out
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a hole alongside a secluded highway close to Converse on a dark night.
Julius Ceasar has sometimes been perceived standing by a secluded highway right next door to Converse.
A giant orangutan is every now and then made out searching for an object near the entrance to Blanco State Park.
A woman ablaze, hauling a fuel bottle has supposedly been witnessed on one or two instances being carried by a motorbike on a shady highway near Converse. Locals assert that this spirit is the struggling spirit of a long departed Converse local person. Anyhow, it's a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space man from another galaxy may sometimes be observed in a flat in Converse.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object was observed marching in the middle of a wild road in the vicinity of Converse.
A space alien from Jupiter emerged becoming visible in a bathroom mirror.
A Velociraptor was spotted relaxing on a sofa in an apartment outside Converse.
The spirit of a grower having on a worn straw hat
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appeared after midnight pursuing a passing truck on a shady highway near Converse. Other folks in close proximity have had identical events involving a very similar spirit. One of the folks who live here steadfastly claims that this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Converse a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Converse
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Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
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