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These are some lies we made up about Conroe.
A space alien was seen trying to locate a picture around midnight by a road sign in Conroe.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy was seen swallowing root beer in Buddy Moorhead Stadium at night.
Plato has often been observed sitting at a coffee table in a Conroe flat smoking a pipe.
A space alien from the Moon has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions next to the water at Country Club Lake discussing into the night.
A woman with a sea-green face may frequently be witnessed staggering through an apartment in Conroe.
The ghost of a mail carrier can be distinguished repeatedly grasping a skull at Artesian Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
A space alien from the cosmos has every so often been distinguished staring at the panorama from the top of Crater Hill after midnight.
A man's body with the head of a lizard is sometimes noticed in Mill Set Gully in the early morning hours screaming.
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space alien has supposedly been distinguished on one or two occasions traveling on a horse alongside a highway right next door to Conroe.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship may once in a while be distinguished by Camp Creek attempting to touch something.
A space man from planet Neptune is regularly noticed flickering
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a lamp by Contrary Lake.
A womanly form may regularly be seen in a phone booth in Conroe making a phone call. Locals who have distinguished this ghost say this ghost is that of a local person who had a house here in Conroe some time ago.
An alien from another solar system can be made out very frequently calling out names by the entrance to Huntsville State Park.
A colossal aardvark is from time to time seen looking scary next to a wild road near Conroe at night.
A giant lovebird has purportedly been seen on a handful of occasions being in a deserted manor in Conroe.
Frankenstein's Monster can sometimes be witnessed standing by a deserted highway near Conroe.
A gargantuan rhinoceros was noticed mounted on a low rider on a gloomy highway in the neighborhood of Conroe.
An ET showed up in a trailer in Conroe.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world was noticed wandering along a secluded highway near Conroe.
A large frightening dragon materialized emerging in a closet mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Conroe
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Ghost Sightings From Conroe
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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