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These are some lies we made up about Comanche.
A space man from planet Mercury is known to have been observed on a few instances in Copperas Creek Park late in the night pulling a body over the grass.
A space invader from outer space can occasionally be spotted late at night scrutinizing Long Hollow in detail.
A glowing human shape was witnessed staring at the water by Bingham Brothers Dam late at night. The bystander freaked out and escaped. A lot of local residents say this ghost is in all probability the undeparted ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Comanche.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship appeared yelling at the eye witness to be off in the middle of Armstrong Creek.
A huge platypus was witnessed in a Comanche secondary school at midnight staggering the halls.
The spirit of a youthful gentleman sporting a jacket came into view in a house in close proximity to Comanche. The ghost didn't appear to be agonized by the viewers.
A space invader
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from Pluto was observed searching for a map underneath a parked pickup in a Comanche parking lot at night.
A beheaded man was perceived in a Comanche area clothing store, striding the aisles. The ghost reacted to the observer.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has frequently been seen downing motor oil near the entrance to Lake
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Brownwood State Park.
The ghost of a doctor with a blood-covered uniform is frequently made out smoking a cigar before sunrise by a mailbox in Comanche. Nevertheless, this is a hostile spirit that is better not disrupted.
A very large colt has supposedly been made out on numerous occasions walking through a building in Comanche.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship can frequently be spotted being carried by a camel by the side of a highway next to Comanche.
An ET from Venus may be seen frequently at a pay phone in Comanche talking on the phone.
Cinderella has every now and then been seen striding through a Comanche neighborhood burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Comanche
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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