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These are some lies we made up about Colorado City.
The ghost of an aged lady carrying a shot gun is now and then witnessed coming into view in a restroom mirror. Loads of folks who live here say this ghost is perhaps the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Colorado City.
The phantom of a flight attendant has been said to have been noticed on a few instances at Lone Wolf Creek at midnight throwing stones into the stream. Residents who have made out this ghost claim this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long dead Colorado City local person.
An ET from another solar system has regularly been seen trying to find another ghost in Bone Hollow before dawn.
A space man is repeatedly witnessed at Colorado River Off Channel Storage Dam late at night enjoying the landscape.
The ghost of an old Indian chief has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions looking over Shinnery Flats late in the night.
A dark crow that shifted shape into a female can
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repeatedly be distinguished howling at Lake Colorado City State Park. No matter what people articulate, this phantom sure is menacing; one that you don't want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
An alien vacationer from another world may be noticed often very late at night sprinting after a passing Pontiac on a shady highway near Colorado
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City.
An extraterrestrial from space has sometimes been distinguished trimming bushes in the back yard of a trailer in Colorado City.
The phantom of a dispossessed man is occasionally spotted burying a dead body by a sizeable rock in Lake Colorado City State Park late at night.
An enormous platypus is rumored to have been perceived on many occasions by an old man fishing by a lake in the neighborhood of Colorado City.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer may sometimes be distinguished seated on a bench in a flat in Colorado City.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves was seen turning toward the bystander under a lamppost in Colorado City.
An ET from Jupiter became visible staggering from trailer to trailer on a dark night on a Colorado City street.
An alien from space was observed browsing through the closet in the bedroom of a Colorado City residence on a dark night.
A gigantic koala was witnessed sitting at a table in a Colorado City home.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was made out in a desolate place outside Colorado City.
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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