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These are some lies we made up about Clyde.
A gigantic dingo is frequently witnessed grasping a human cranium in Bulldog Stadium late in the night.
The ghost of a civil war fighter has been perceived on frequent instances staggering through a home in Clyde. If you talk to the locals, this ghost likes scaring people who come seeking ghosts in Clyde. In any case, it's a frightening spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a dreadfully charred lady may often be made out looking at the water by Latimer Lake Dam before sunrise. Based on what the people who live here allege, this ghost can be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Clyde some decades ago.
A gigantic lamb may be spotted over and over again tossing pieces of wood into the stream at Kaiser Creek after midnight.
The spirit of the driver of a train has occasionally been seen mounted on a llama down a highway near Clyde.
A gigantic ape is now and then observed in a phone booth in Clyde using the phone.
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lady with no head has allegedly been made out on many occasions walking through a Clyde area burial ground.
A Chupacabra can now and then be spotted repositioning orbs about alongside a secluded road near Clyde around midnight.
A man devoid of a head was noticed looking menacing in Abilene State Park outside the ranger station. The eye
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witness ran off when she made out the phantom.
A gargantuan badger materialized spending time in a deserted farmhouse in Clyde.
An extremely large mountain goat was observed standing by a desolate highway near Clyde.
A massive steer appeared traveling on a low rider on a gloomy highway right next door to Clyde.
Christopher Columbus was witnessed in a home in Clyde.
An exceptionally menacing ghost has repeatedly been seen pacing next to a wild highway in the vicinity of Clyde.
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What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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