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A gentleman having the head of a demon emerged in a house in close proximity to Clute. When the witness emerged the ghost escaped.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was seen looking for a book beside a parked car in a Clute parking lot around midnight.
A lady on fire, holding a fuel tank is often perceived attempting to exclaim something at midnight on a sidewalk in Clute.
Henry VIII has been perceived on one or two occasions resting at a table in a Clute building attempting to touch something.
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Ghost Sightings From Clute
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
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