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These are some lies we made up about Clute.
A large creepy ghost may be observed over and over again on a Clute street in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing's for sure, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO has every now and then been witnessed hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Clute.
The spirit of a young man in a confederate uniform is occasionally noticed looking at the water by Angleton Fishing and Hunting Club Levee after midnight.
An extremely large snake has been seen on frequent instances fly fishing from the shore of Angleton Fishing and Hunting Club Reservoir on a dark night.
The phantom of a strapped up gentleman can sometimes be noticed hauling a cadaver from the cold water of Buffalo Camp Bayou at the stroke of midnight. People here who have made out this ghost assert this ghost is perhaps the undeparted ghost of a local who used to live here in Clute.
The ghost of a street
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bum has often been seen shouting at the watcher to be off in Arrington Park late at night. Locals here claim that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long gone Clute local resident.
The ghost of an aged sorceress is rumored to have been witnessed on many occasions gazing at a woman snoozing on the floor in a flat in Clute.
Napoleon
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Bonaparte may repeatedly be observed carving a cavity down by the water at East Union Bayou.
A huge newt can be noticed repeatedly in an autopart store in the Clute neighborhood.
A space alien from planet Neptune has occasionally been observed trying on a hat in a Clute home.
A Megalosaurus is every now and then seen near Brazos Bend State Park dining on a sandwich.
A massive ox has supposedly been made out on many occasions crawling up from a storm drain on a Clute road at night.
An extraterrestrial from outer space can once in a while be made out poking around in mailboxes late at night in Clute.
An enormous impala was observed performing a song on a harmonica in a Clute apartment.
A woman's body having a horse's head became visible in a Clute school on a dark night strolling the hallways. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone else near. A local woman alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through Clute a long time ago.
An enormous
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toad was witnessed in a mirror in a Clute residence; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Clute
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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