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These are some lies we made up about Cleburne.
The phantom of a man with half his head missing was witnessed screaming at the watcher to disappear near Cleburne Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost mumbled about revenging a murder. A local alleges that this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Cleburne a long time ago.
A massive crow was witnessed in a mirror in a Cleburne building; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
A headless woman has repeatedly been seen throwing rocks in Buddy Stewart Park at night.
The ghost of an 8 foot tall colossal person is repeatedly observed at Lake Pat Cleburne Dam at night scraping out a nook.
An alien from outer space has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions stacking rocks in a motor boat on Lake Pat Cleburne.
A mermaid may repeatedly be witnessed drinking blood from a beaker by Buffalo Creek.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft may be
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made out repeatedly in a house close to Cleburne.
A space invader from Pluto has every now and then been seen looking for a book next to a parked vehicle in a Cleburne parking lot in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a female having half her head not there is now and then witnessed in a Cleburne area grocery store, marching the aisles.
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One thing is for guaranteed, it's a scary spirit that is preferably not upset.
A person with a skeleton face having on murky robes is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous occasions speaking into the thin air very late at night by a mailbox in Cleburne. In any event, it in all certainty is a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into after midnight.
A drifting ghost may every so often be seen looking for something in Cedar Hill State Park outside the park headquarters. Several of the people who live in this town say this phantom is most likely the undead phantom of a resident who used to live here in Cleburne.
A space invader from outer space has regularly been noticed relaxing at the dining table in a Cleburne building clutching a human headbone.
An extraterrestrial is often perceived striding through a house in Cleburne.
The ghost of a young Indian warrior has supposedly been spotted on many occasions pacing through a flat close to Cleburne.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack hauling
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a big axe can regularly be distinguished marching through a Cleburne vicinity cemetery. Regardless of what, this spirit certainly is terrifying; one that any normal person would not want to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Cleburne
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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