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These are some lies we made up about China Spring.
An alien voyager from deep space came into sight late at night drifting down on Childress Creek.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy became visible yelling in Airport Park late at night.
A huge alpaca was noticed strolling through a China Spring neighborhood cemetery.
A gigantic elephant has repeatedly been seen checking out Wildcat Canyon in detail after midnight.
An extremely large argali has supposedly been spotted on many occasions drinking water from El Flechazo Spring very late at night.
The ghost of a young lady dressed in a blood-covered dress may be noticed often scaring people along a wild highway near China Spring in the early morning hours. Nevertheless, it is unquestionably a creepy ghost that is better not upset.
The ghost of a nine foot high colossal guy has sometimes been perceived going to see Horseshoe Bend in the early morning hours before sunrise. It has been alleged that this exact ghost is in all probability the tormented ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in China Spring.
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Ghost Sightings From China Spring
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Ghost Sightings From China Spring
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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