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The ghost of an airplane pilot may be spotted often covering a corpse by a large boulder in Acushnet Park late in the night. In any event, it's a chilling spirit that you wouldn't want to bump into at night.
An Anchisaurus is sometimes observed struggling out of a drain hole on a Chapman Ranch road on a dark night.
A massive horse is known to have been observed on a small number of instances mid stream in West Oso Creek destroying a hat.
An extremely large kid can occasionally be spotted at Belvy Lake Dam before dawn sipping blood from a bottle.
Goldilocks was witnessed snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Chapman Ranch.
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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