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These are some lies we made up about Channelview.
Julius Ceasar is every now and then observed rummaging around in a bookshelf in the living room of a Channelview mobile home around midnight.
A gigantic vicuna has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of occasions startling folks by Grennel Slough.
A Pterodactyl may once in a while be witnessed in Battleship Texas very late at night pushing orbs around.
A giant impala has frequently been perceived checking out Heads Bend at night.
The ghost of a miner is regularly noticed around midnight fluttering over Boggy Basin. If you talk to the residents, this ghost enjoys startling unwise folks who come trying to find ghosts in Channelview.
One of the three Little Pigs has been seen on many occasions gazing crossly at the witness in the middle of Boggy Bayou.
An enormous cow may be perceived over and over again at Burnet Bay at night staring down into the water.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer has
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once in a while been seen going wild down beside the water at Sheldon Reservoir.
Archimedes has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions gazing at people in a Channelview building through a peephole.
The ghost of a man dressed as a gas station attendant can now and then be witnessed in a deserted spot near Channelview.
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ghost of a gentleman dressed in a sheriff outfit was perceived at night studying Big Gulch in detail. Several folks close at hand have had equivalent experiences with a similar phantom. Loads of people who live here claim this spirit could be the spirit of a local person who passed away here in Channelview before the present. In any case, it is indisputably a creepy spirit that you wouldn't want to come across around midnight.
An martian traveler from another planet appeared at Buckhorn Lake Dam around midnight looking for a book.
The ghost of an aged guy with a large gray mustache was made out dispatching a packet at a Channelview post office. This is one of those ghosts that is seen very frequently in close proximity. Regardless of what, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gigantic addax emerged drinking regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Channelview.
Count Dracula was seen conversing into the air as if somebody else was near.
A space alien from planet Venus
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was spotted in Brazos Bend State Park near the ranger station reading a magazine.
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Ghost Sightings From Channelview
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Ghost Sightings From Channelview
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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