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These are some lies we made up about Cedar Park.
A lady with no head is repeatedly noticed snooping in mailboxes late at night in Cedar Park.
A man with no head has been spotted on a few instances performing a tune on a guitar in a Cedar Park building.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a sizeable beard and a hook instead of his left hand may repeatedly be observed in a Cedar Park school around midnight striding the halls.
A huge hog has sometimes been seen at Balcones Country Club Lake Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the view.
An enormous zebu is once in a while seen at the stroke of midnight hovering across Heinatz Flat.
The ghost of an aged woman clutching a revolver has been made out on a small number of instances hauling a body from the freezing water of Big Sandy Creek around midnight. Locals assert that this ghost is in all probability the tormented ghost of a person who used to reside here in Cedar Park.
One of the three Little Pigs can every now and then
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be spotted fly fishing from the shore of Ganzert Lake before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is often seen in a home near Cedar Park.
An alien from Pluto is rumored to have been noticed on a few occasions in a Cedar Park area supermarket, walking the aisles.
A massive wildcat may regularly
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be perceived late at night exploring Apple Spring Hollow in detail.
A space invader from another world has once in a while been made out sipping water from Cold Springs before sunrise.
A massive duckbill is every so often seen up on the summit of Comanche Peak obliterating a photo.
The ghost of an old Indian chief has supposedly been noticed on one or two occasions at Arrowhead Point late in the night staring down into the water. Nevertheless, it's a terrifying ghost that is better not upset.
A pitch black bat that shifted shape into a woman may once in a while be noticed in Bob Wentz - Windy Point Park at the stroke of midnight concealing a dead body by a sizeable boulder.
A huge dromedary was distinguished munching on an apple at night by a vending machine in Cedar Park.
The Abominable Snowman came into sight taking a rest at the dining table in a Cedar Park trailer drinking soda pop.
An extremely large ermine was distinguished smoking a cigar right by Lockhart State Park.
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man materialized riding on a donkey beside a highway outside Cedar Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar Park
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar Park
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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