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  Most mornings at about 4:30 an enraged woman drives at top speed to the Starbucks in Cedar Park. She carries a homemade shiv and sabotages people's oatmeal.
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An ET from another solar system was observed seated on a bench in an apartment in Cedar Park.
    
A space invader became visible speaking into the night beside a lamppost in Cedar Park.

The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship was spotted strolling from trailer to trailer late in the night on a Cedar Park residential road.

A space alien from planet Saturn appeared rummaging around in a fridge in the kitchen of a Cedar Park home late at night.

A colossal alpaca was witnessed gazing at people in a Cedar Park house through a door crack.
 

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