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These are some lies we made up about Carrollton.
A Yeti was distinguished searching through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Carrollton flat very late at night.
A space invader was made out taking a rest at the dining table in a Carrollton mobile home.
An martian vacationer from space emerged at Bright Lake Dam before dawn looking at the panorama.
A space invader from another galaxy was seen on the shore of Columbian Club Lake going bananas.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was spotted gazing at people in a Carrollton apartment through a door crack.
An martian traveler from the cosmos has frequently been witnessed in a deserted place near Carrollton.
An extremely large mink is frequently distinguished in Alfred J Loos Stadium and Sports Complex on a dark night hiding a cadaver by a big boulder.
A colossal bunny is known to have been noticed on frequent instances hovering along a shadowy road close to Carrollton.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack
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clutching a big axe can repeatedly be noticed sending a postcard at a Carrollton post office.
Vincent van Gogh may be spotted frequently flinging pebbles into the flow at Cooks Branch before dawn.
The frightening ghost of a conquistador is every so often distinguished down at White Rock Springs late in the night talking into the air.
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man that shape-shifted into a vampire has supposedly been distinguished on several occasions talking into the thin air as if someone besides was nearby. Folks assert that this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Carrollton local resident. No matter what, this phantom undoubtedly is menacing; one that is better not messed with.
An ET from planet Mars may sometimes be noticed in Cedar Hill State Park right by the ranger station grasping a human cranium.
A gargantuan chameleon has frequently been distinguished walking a Rottweiler at the stroke of midnight on a shadowy Carrollton street.
A dinosaur has allegedly been made out on a small number of instances looking through apartment windows in Carrollton on a dark night.
A glow-in-the-dark human person may repeatedly be distinguished watching cable in a Carrollton living room at midnight.
The spirit of a pregnant woman can be observed very frequently searching through trash cans on a Carrollton road. One thing's for sure, this is a bad ghost that
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you don't want to encounter late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Carrollton
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Ghost Sightings From Carrollton
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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