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A body with a skeleton face dressed in gloomy robes was seen at Alex Branch on a dark night tossing bricks into the current. The ghost mumbled about revenging a killing.
A sizeable menacing beast was observed swallowing regular from a pump at a gasoline station in Carlton.
A drifting phantom has often been noticed verbalizing into the air as if somebody besides was near. If you talk to the locals, this ghost can be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Carlton some decades ago.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy is frequently noticed looking through residence windows in Carlton at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal tapir has been perceived on many occasions browsing through trash cans on a Carlton road.
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Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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