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A lady devoid of a head was witnessed becoming visible in a washroom mirror. Numerous accounts of this phantom have been described. According to the people who live here, this ghost is the struggling soul of a long forgotten Canutillo local resident.
One of the three Little Pigs came into view taking a rest on the floor in a mobile home next to Canutillo.
A gentleman without a head appeared struggling to say something at Anthony Arroyo Watershed Site One Dam before sunrise. Other people around here have had matching sightings with an identical ghost.
An extraordinarily chilling ghost was witnessed shining a lamp in the center of Anthony Wash. This ghost is fantastically active in this vicinity; there have been one or two additional sightings of this individual ghost. No matter what folks verbalize, this is an antagonistic ghost that is rather not interrupted.
The spirit of an old gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a wooden leg was
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witnessed in the backseat of a VW by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night. The bystander escaped after she witnessed the ghost. One thing is for sure, it unquestionably is a terrifying ghost that you don't want to come across before dawn.
A space alien has frequently been distinguished picking flowers in
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the back garden of a trailer in Canutillo.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet is frequently observed facing the onlooker in Coronado Baseball Field late in the night.
The ghost of a flight attendant has been said to have been distinguished on many instances gazing irritably at the witness up on Anthonys Nose. Either way, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn can regularly be noticed yelling at the viewer to stay away in Anthony Gap in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy can be spotted frequently on the summit of one of the hills in the Franklin Mountains at midnight going bananas.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady is sometimes observed seated on a sofa in a mobile home in Canutillo.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has purportedly been distinguished on frequent occasions mounding rocks outside the entrance to Franklin Mountains State Park.
An alien
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explorer from the cosmos can once in a while be noticed obliterating a box beneath a streetlamp in Canutillo.
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Ghost Sightings From Canutillo
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
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