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An enormous porcupine may be seen often carrying a human cranium in Hanchey Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has now and then been made out taking in the view at City of Caddo Mills Lake Dam late in the night.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman wearing a denim jacket is sometimes spotted staring by Block Branch.
A beheaded gentleman has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions staggering through a Caddo Mills area cemetery.
A woman with her right arm and left leg cut off can from time to time be witnessed flickering a flash light down a deserted highway outside Caddo Mills before dawn. In any event, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to come across.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has frequently been seen staying in an abandoned manor in Caddo Mills.
Leonardo da Vinci is repeatedly observed being carried by a motorcycle on a gloomy highway near Caddo Mills.
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Ghost Sightings From Caddo Mills
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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