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These are some lies we made up about Caddo.
A sasquatch may every so often be spotted at Sow Branch around midnight chucking bricks into the flowing water.
A massive armadillo has often been spotted surveying the surroundings from the summit of Yates Hill in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan boar is repeatedly seen by Carey Lake Dam late in the night looking at the water.
A young girl dressed in a blood-covered wedding gown may regularly be seen reading a book in Shot Hollow on a dark night. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Caddo some decades ago. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost certainly is scary; one that you wouldn't want to come across before sunrise.
A guy having a knife in his head can be observed very frequently in the rear seat of a Dodge by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. Based on what the local residents argue, this ghost is that of a local resident who resided here in Caddo some decades ago. Anyhow, this is a horrible ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Caddo
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Ghost Sightings From Caddo
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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