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These are some lies we made up about Burkburnett.
A space alien from planet Neptune has been said to have been observed on a few instances gazing at a man sleeping on the floor in a mobile home in Burkburnett.
A very large guanaco may be observed time and again in Bulldog Stadium very late at night dragging a cadaver across the ground.
A space invader from another world has once in a while been spotted trashing a glove at Tulssis Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a lady with a plastic bag strapped around her head is every now and then seen at Bule Creek at the stroke of midnight throwing boulders into the stream. Loads of folks who live here claim this ghost may very well be a recognized old days dweller of Burkburnett.
A large scary phantom has purportedly been spotted on a few occasions trying on shoes in a Burkburnett trailer. People who have noticed this ghost claim this ghost is almost certainly the tormented ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in Burkburnett. Whichever
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way, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship may now and then be perceived struggling out from a drain hole on a Burkburnett residential street after midnight.
A massive waterbuck was seen smoking a cigar in Lake Arrowhead State Park outside the park headquarters.
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martian vacationer from another planet materialized poking around in mailboxes late at night in Burkburnett.
A space invader from planet Pluto showed up playing a tune on a flute in a Burkburnett apartment.
An alien from deep space was made out in a mirror in a Burkburnett trailer; the spirit was solely observable in the mirror.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship was observed in a residence next to Burkburnett.
The ghost of a young guy in a confederate uniform has often been perceived searching for a book next to a parked Ford in a Burkburnett parking lot late in the night.
The ghost of a chained up gentleman is often distinguished attempting to grip something late in the night on a lawn in Burkburnett. In any event, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that should be avoided.
The phantom of a hobo has allegedly been made out on numerous occasions staggering through an apartment in Burkburnett.
The ghost of an old hag may frequently be made out traveling on a donkey in the middle of a highway
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in the neighborhood of Burkburnett.
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
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