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These are some lies we made up about Buffalo Gap.
A space alien from another galaxy may often be seen in Bear Cove before sunrise devastating a box.
A lady with her head and right arm and right leg sliced off may be noticed frequently at Lake Kirby Dam around midnight downing blood from a beaker. Anyway, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that you don't want to run into on a dark night.
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a bloody knife is once in a while distinguished dining on a tomato before dawn by a vending machine in Buffalo Gap.
A military outfit strolling around devoid of a body in it has been made out on a few occasions pulling a corpse from the cold water of Buttonwillow Creek late at night.
An extraterrestrial has frequently been witnessed in Abilene International Soccer Complex in the early morning hours before sunrise reading a pamphlet.
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Ghost Sightings From Buffalo Gap
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Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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