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These are some lies we made up about Brookshire.
Socrates has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of instances going through trash container on a Brookshire lane.
A giant cheetah can every so often be witnessed on a Brookshire lane before dawn.
A giant cat has regularly been noticed pulling a cadaver from the chilly water of Bell Bottom Creek at night.
A lady's body with a donkey's head is frequently seen scrambling out of Bessies Bayou drenched in slime on a dark night.
A guy having the head of a demon has supposedly been perceived on many occasions hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Brookshire. In any event, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be let alone.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can frequently be seen in an autopart store in the Brookshire vicinity.
A lady on fire, carrying a petroleum bottle may be witnessed very often outside Brazos Bend State Park sipping orange juice.
The spirit of a planter dressed in a straw hat has
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every so often been observed trying on a hat in a Brookshire flat. Residents here assert that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long forgotten Brookshire local resident. No matter what, it's a terrifying ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A young-looking girl wearing a blood-splattered dress has purportedly been perceived on frequent
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occasions scrambling out from a storm drain on a Brookshire avenue late in the night.
A dinosaur was seen playing a melody on a xylophone in a Brookshire trailer.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer was seen in a mirror in a Brookshire home; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
A woman with a green face came into sight in a building in close proximity to Brookshire. The ghost was ingested by the night after being noticed. One of the residents decisively declares that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Brookshire many years ago. No matter what people state, it is unquestionably a creepy ghost that you would not want to bump into on a dark night.
A space invader from planet Saturn was perceived in a Brookshire area auto part store, striding the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Brookshire
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Ghost Sightings From Brookshire
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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