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These are some lies we made up about Bridgeport.
A gentleman with a big hole through his torso has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions on the top of Bowlin Mound around midnight gazing at the sight.
A gentleman with the head of a demon can often be distinguished scrutinizing Saddle Gap in detail before sunrise.
A gargantuan hyena has every now and then been witnessed staring at the water by Bridgeport Dam at midnight.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is once in a while seen in a Bridgeport area store, staggering the aisles.
An martian traveler from another world is rumored to have been observed on many instances trying to locate an object down beside the water at Crappie Cove.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has repeatedly been distinguished gulping root beer in Bull Memorial Stadium after midnight.
A partially rotten human corpse has supposedly been seen on many occasions relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Bridgeport trailer
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smoking a cigar. It has been said that this particular ghost is the undead spirit of a long gone Bridgeport local person.
A space man from the cosmos may be made out often chatting into the air by Barton Branch.
An Anchisaurus has once in a while been witnessed wandering through a residence in Bridgeport.
A space man has supposedly
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been made out on one or two occasions pacing through a home in the vicinity of Bridgeport.
A gargantuan chimpanzee may every now and then be distinguished at a pay phone in Bridgeport talking on the telephone.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed pacing through a Bridgeport area cemetery.
One of the three Little Pigs showed up attempting to exclaim something by the side of a wild highway near Bridgeport at night.
An martian vacationer from another planet showed up standing by a deserted highway near Bridgeport.
A space man from planet Saturn was spotted riding on a bicycle on a shady road near Bridgeport.
An extremely large sloth has frequently been seen in a Bridgeport house.
A lady on fire, carrying a gasoline container is repeatedly perceived striding next to a deserted highway near Bridgeport.
A space man from space has been witnessed on many occasions taking a rest on a stool in an apartment next to Bridgeport.
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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