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These are some lies we made up about Brazoria.
Rapunzel can occasionally be noticed in Brazoria City Park around midnight dragging a dead body across the ground.
An alien from Saturn has frequently been seen seated on a couch in a house near Brazoria.
A lady with a partially translucent body is frequently observed by Bar X Ranch Lake Levee before sunrise looking at the water.
A very large puma is rumored to have been made out on one or two instances by Flag Pond excavating a crater.
An enormous dromedary may be noticed often floating along Buffalo Camp Bayou at night.
Frankenstein's Monster has every now and then been distinguished in the early morning hours pursuing a passing car on a shady road in close proximity to Brazoria.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is every so often seen in the backseat of a car by the driver witnessing the spirit in his rear view mirror around midnight.
A giant mandrill has supposedly been observed on many
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instances by a guy camping at a campground close to Brazoria.
The ghost of an elderly man with a large gray mustache may occasionally be made out in Brazos Bend State Park quite near the ranger station smoking a pipe.
A big creepy monster was perceived taking a rest on a sofa in a home in Brazoria.
A woman with a machete sticking
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out of her head came into view seeking a man next to a streetlight in Brazoria. The phantom did not seem to be concerned by the eye witnesses.
A space invader from space was made out strolling from trailer to trailer before dawn on a Brazoria residential road.
An old knight's armor lacking a person inside became visible taking a rest at the dining table in a Brazoria apartment. The ghost saluted the bystander. People who have made out this ghost allege this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Brazoria. One thing's for sure, it unquestionably is a chilling phantom that you wouldn't wish to meet late in the night.
A colossal gorilla was seen in a deserted spot near Brazoria.
A partly transparent man clad as the skipper of a boat was spotted dispatching a box at a Brazoria post office. When the spirit was seen it disappeared into the air.
The ghost of a youthful guy dressed in a confederate uniform has frequently been perceived slurping gasoline from a fuel pump at
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a fueling station in Brazoria.
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Ghost Sightings From Brazoria
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Ghost Sightings From Brazoria
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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