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A massive woodchuck has been observed on many instances appearing in a restroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial may frequently be observed having a seat on a couch in an apartment in close proximity to Brackettville.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO can be seen often down by Las Moras Spring before dawn searching for a hat.
A glow-in-the-dark human person has now and then been distinguished on the pinnacle of Las Moras Mountain after midnight examining the panorama.
The ghost of a pregnant lady is every now and then made out smoking a cigar at Kickapoo Cavern State Park.
An alien voyager from another planet has been perceived on a few occasions right by Amistad National Recreation Area reading a newsletter.
A colossal lynx may every so often be made out before dawn chasing a passing car on a shady road near Brackettville.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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