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These are some lies we made up about Bowie.
A gentleman with the head of a demon came into sight playing a flute in a Bowie flat. When the spirit was perceived it vanished into the air. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long gone Bowie resident.
A space alien from outer space was seen in Jackrabbit Stadium in the early morning hours carving a crater.
A female alight, holding a gas container showed up in a Bowie school very late at night marching the hallways. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being spotted. One thing is for certain, this is an unpleasant phantom that is preferably not disrupted.
An extremely large goat was witnessed guzzling blood from a container in Bird Hollow around midnight.
Johann Sebastian Bach was distinguished chucking pebbles into the stream at Brier Creek at night.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot is repeatedly seen by Amon G Carter Dam in the early morning hours looking at the water.
A young
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girl wearing a blood-covered wedding dress is known to have been observed on numerous occasions on the top of Belknap Hills late at night observing the view.
A gentleman with a machete in his head can regularly be made out hovering over the Belknap Hills very late at night. According to what the folks who live here say, this phantom is the phantom
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of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Bowie some decades ago. Either way, it's a menacing phantom that you would not want to run into at midnight.
A guy's body with the head of a dog can be witnessed frequently in a mirror in a Bowie flat; the ghost was solely perceptible in the mirror. Many residents say this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Bowie many years ago.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship has every now and then been noticed in Lake Arrowhead State Park near the ranger station weeping.
The phantom of a gentleman grasping a sword is now and then spotted seeking a glove by a parked Chevy in a Bowie parking lot before sunrise. Locals here who have observed this spirit allege this spirit likes startling foolhardy people who have the courage to upset the serenity in Bowie.
A female with worms crawling out of her nostrils has allegedly been spotted on many occasions in a Bowie area supermarket, striding the aisles.
An enormous orangutan can every now and then
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be made out twinkling a lantern before sunrise on a sidewalk in Bowie.
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Ghost Sightings From Bowie
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Ghost Sightings From Bowie
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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