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These are some lies we made up about Boling.
An alien from Pluto is repeatedly witnessed shining a flash light in the middle of Gardner Slough.
A massive panther has purportedly been perceived on many instances taking pleasure in the scenery at Texas Gulf Incorporated Reservoir Dam around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can be spotted time and again by Horseshoe Slough repositioning orbs about.
A space alien has occasionally been perceived in a Boling mobile home.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been made out on numerous instances becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Boling
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Ghost Sightings From Boling
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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