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An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is known to have been witnessed on a few occasions very late at night glancing across West Prairie.
A man with a spear in his head has often been made out by Adair Spring Branch howling at the watcher to go away.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer is repeatedly spotted gazing at an old woman slumbering on a couch in an apartment in Blum.
A large menacing dragon has supposedly been noticed on a small number of occasions in Nolan River Park after midnight scooping out an opening.
The spirit of a mailman may regularly be noticed piling stones at Gilmer and Walker Lake Dam after midnight. A local woman says that this phantom loves frightening people who come trying to find phantoms in Blum. In any case, it's undoubtedly a scary ghost that you would not want to encounter at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Blum
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Ghost Sightings From Blum
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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