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These are some lies we made up about Bluff Dale.
A very large koala has often been seen flinging pebbles into the flow at Berrys Creek on a dark night.
Archimedes is frequently witnessed searching for something at Bullman Pond Dam before dawn.
A huge alpaca can frequently be spotted hauling a human cranium in Buzzard Roost Hollow before dawn.
A woman hauling her head beside her arm may be perceived time and again looking at folks in a Bluff Dale apartment through a door crack.
The ghost of a young female having on a bloody wedding gown is from time to time made out in a secluded zone right next door to Bluff Dale. It has been declared that this particular ghost gets pleasure from startling unwise people who come looking for ghosts in Bluff Dale. Regardless of what people utter, this is a hostile phantom that you wouldn't wish to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bluff Dale
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Ghost Sightings From Bluff Dale
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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