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These are some lies we made up about Blessing.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy was noticed pacing through a Blessing neighborhood burial ground. The appearance of the observer scared the spirit who then vanished. A number of of the residents say this ghost takes pleasure in startling folks who come looking for ghosts in Blessing.
An martian vacationer from another world emerged by Briar Creek trying to locate another ghost.
A colossal orangutan was noticed spending time in an empty home in Blessing.
A frightening being was witnessed traveling on a scooter on a gloomy road next to Blessing. The onlooker panicked and fled. According to the residents, this spirit could be the spirit of a resident who died here in Blessing long ago.
The ghost of a gentleman clothed as a plumber has repeatedly been witnessed in a mobile home in Blessing. A lot of local residents claim this ghost may very well be a recognized old days native of Blessing.
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Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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