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These are some lies we made up about Bishop.
A space alien from planet Mercury has often been seen dragging a corpse over the grass in Amistad Park at midnight.
An enormous ewe is repeatedly spotted tossing boulders into the water at Carreta Creek very late at night.
A space man from another galaxy is known to have been perceived on one or two instances trying to flag down cars beside a shadowy road next to Bishop.
A gargantuan bat may regularly be perceived on the water's edge of Caesar Grande Water Hole shouting.
A big menacing beast may be made out frequently gulping gas from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Bishop.
The spirit of a female having half her head gone has sometimes been seen chatting into the night as if someone in addition was there.
A giant gemsbok is now and then spotted peeking through residence windows in Bishop on a dark night.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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