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These are some lies we made up about Big Spring.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head was witnessed riding on a motorcycle on a gloomy road in close proximity to Big Spring. The ghost did not seem to be concerned by the watchers. If you listen to what the folks who live here claim, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten Big Spring resident.
Ludwig van Beethoven was witnessed in a flat in Big Spring.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship has repeatedly been made out on a dark night studying Dorward Draw in detail.
An ET from planet Mars has been said to have been noticed on a few instances wandering in the middle of a desolate highway close to Big Spring.
A colossal canary may repeatedly be spotted having a seat on a couch in a mobile home in the vicinity of Big Spring.
A knight's armor lacking a human inside can be perceived repeatedly in the early morning hours running after a passing truck on a gloomy road outside Big Spring. Regardless of
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what, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
An alien from another solar system has every now and then been noticed shifting orbs about at Big Spring State Park.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object is now and then spotted in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver setting
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eyes on the phantom in her rear view mirror late at night.
A moderately translucent gentleman clothed as the skipper of a liner has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances watering plants in the side yard of a house in Big Spring.
The ghost of a young guy sporting a confederate uniform can every now and then be distinguished by a person camping at a campground close to Big Spring. Many local residents allege this ghost is that of a local who lived here in Big Spring before the present.
The spirit of a street bum has repeatedly been distinguished resting in an armchair in a trailer in Big Spring.
The ghost of a youthful lady soaked in blood is repeatedly distinguished walking from home to home on a dark night on a Big Spring residential street. People here say that this phantom loves terrifying folks who come looking for phantoms in Big Spring.
A Pteranodon has been said to have been noticed on a handful of instances rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of a Big Spring mobile home in the early morning
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Ghost Sightings From Big Spring
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Ghost Sightings From Big Spring
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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