Big Lake

  The reason ''wade'' the bipedal monster is no longer seen in the area of big Lake Texas is because he packed up and left after the Lake went dry. He moved to New York city and met a girl monster named ''millie.
'' they are often seen hitting most of the clubs together. According to the local Street gossip ''millie'' is now pregnant and will be due to give birth to ''wade's'' little monster any Day now.
Submitted by Lisa
       Categories: girls, lake, monsters
    

Before the Lake dried up there were reports of a bipedal Lake monster affectionately named wade; that would feed on fish ducks and small children. According to the old timers he was the most feared and notorious local legend.
However when the oil companies hit the Springs and made the Lake run dry Wade wasn't seen for a very long time. According to some of the older residents Wade still lives on the edges of the Lake however; far past his prime he spends his remaining days smoking pot and antagonizing oil field workers.
Submitted by Travis
       Categories: children, lake, field, monsters, oil_field



 

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